Bullard went shopping for Thanksgiving Dinner, when all of the sudden Reginald, a 250 year old vampire, confronted him and said "I heard that you werewolves like silver, so I brought a gift for you" as he was floating in the air and about to pull an object from his coat pocket. Bullard knew that Reginald was out to kill him, as he has a long history of hatred towards all of werewolves and grabbed a 30 pound frozen turkey from the freezer and threw it as the evil monster before he could get the silver object from his pocket, knocking him flat onto the floor below him. Bullard found that Reginald had a gun with silver bullets in his pocket.
(c) by Roger Adkins
The Art and Ramblings of Roger Adkins
